Tiger Mom Says

First law of Tiger Mom mechanics: For every action, there is a devastating, soul-crushing, physically painful reaction

LEARN IT.

OBVIOUS PROBLEM IS OBVIOUS.

THAT IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE SLOT IS YOURS

Tiger Mom’s new standards: 4.0 GPA, 28.0 PPG

Also, Tiger Mom hearts: My Parents Are Linsane. APPROVE. 

Did Tiger Mom teach you to turn the ball over eight times a night? I didn’t think so. #LINsanity

This is what you do with a Harvard degree? Wait, you dropped 38 points on Kobe.

OK, Tiger Mom reluctantly approves. #LINsanity

For once, Tiger Mom cannot improve on High Expectations Asian Father.

Nice game, Jeremy, but did your parents  send you to Harvard to run around in short pants for a living?

[Jeremy Lin, the only Asian American in the NBA — why not NBA+, Jeremy? — had 25 points, 7 assists, 5 rebounds and 2 steals in a season-saving career game to lead his new team, the Knicks, over the New Jersey Nets. Highlights here.]

Now back to work. AIDS and diabetes aren’t going to cure themselves.  

Angela Zhang, 17, of Cupertino, CA, wins the $100,000 Siemens Competition in Math, Science and Technology for discovering a nanoparticle that can target and destroy cancer cells.

Happy #AsianThanksgiving!